Reblogging this here from tumblr bc it was that funny. Underlined ppl have blogs on tumblr of the same name.
http://i-want-my-iwtv.tumblr.com/post/75155173753/regarding-vc-crack-fic-such-truth-wow-very-accurate
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http://i-want-my-iwtv.tumblr.com/post/75155173753/regarding-vc-crack-fic-such-truth-wow-very-accurate
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Sometimes I wonder why there’s not tons and tons of VC crack!fic and then I remember that large portions of the book are basically crack!fic
#seriously though
#remember that time lestat got louis some hookers to eat as an apology for being a douche
#remember that time armand stole someone’s hands as punishment
#remember that time lestat took louis to go terrorize and old man and then buy louis a coat
#remember that time david broke into lestat and louis’ house and demanded they go to the carnival
#remember that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end
#remember that time marius sent armand on fieldtrips to local brothels
#remember that time louis said he was feeling suicidal so david proposed vampire sex and made out with him
#remember that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero
#remember that time armand thought marius was jesus and then marius gave him a handjob
#REMEMBER BLOOD CANTICLE IN ITS ENTIRETY
#does it make it harder or easier to write crack when your fandom is canonically this cracky
#its a moot point since theres so few vc fics anyway
#generally homosexual
merciful-death: [[ I can’t stop laughing at the tags. You are a beautiful person. ]]#seriously though
#remember that time lestat got louis some hookers to eat as an apology for being a douche
#remember that time armand stole someone’s hands as punishment
#remember that time lestat took louis to go terrorize and old man and then buy louis a coat
#remember that time david broke into lestat and louis’ house and demanded they go to the carnival
#remember that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end
#remember that time marius sent armand on fieldtrips to local brothels
#remember that time louis said he was feeling suicidal so david proposed vampire sex and made out with him
#remember that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero
#remember that time armand thought marius was jesus and then marius gave him a handjob
#REMEMBER BLOOD CANTICLE IN ITS ENTIRETY
#does it make it harder or easier to write crack when your fandom is canonically this cracky
#its a moot point since theres so few vc fics anyway
#generally homosexual
( Moar crackyness )
#Gold star for this #Golden Moment
