Another VC Synopsis to add to the collection.

[burnadette_dpdl]

Reblogging this here from tumblr bc it was that funny. Underlined ppl have blogs on tumblr of the same name. 
http://i-want-my-iwtv.tumblr.com/post/75155173753/regarding-vc-crack-fic-such-truth-wow-very-accurate

hyperbeeb:

Sometimes I wonder why there’s not tons and tons of VC crack!fic and then I remember that large portions of the book are basically crack!fic

#seriously though

#remember that time lestat got louis some hookers to eat as an apology for being a douche

#remember that time armand stole someone’s hands as punishment

#remember that time lestat took louis to go terrorize and old man and then buy louis a coat

#remember that time david broke into lestat and louis’ house and demanded they go to the carnival

#remember that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end

#remember that time marius sent armand on fieldtrips to local brothels

#remember that time louis said he was feeling suicidal so david proposed vampire sex and made out with him

#remember that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero

#remember that time armand thought marius was jesus and then marius gave him a handjob

#REMEMBER BLOOD CANTICLE IN ITS ENTIRETY

#does it make it harder or easier to write crack when your fandom is canonically this cracky

#its a moot point since theres so few vc fics anyway

#generally homosexual
 

merciful-death: [[ I can’t stop laughing at the tags. You are a beautiful person. ]]

 

 communistdracula added:

#also remember that one time lestat had sex with a nun and ate a chick out on her period in front of david and armand

#and that one time armand would make daniel have sex with random people so he could watch from the corner

#or that time pandora told marius that his vampire gift should have give him a bigger penis rather than a bigger ego

#what a wonderful series

elurins added:

I just laughed really obnoxiously oh my fucking god those tags.

Blood Canticle is just something I pretended didn’t happen though omfg it was so, so, so bad. it was a bad crack fic in itself omfg

#the vampire chronicles #this fucking series man oh my god
 Cloudsinvenice added:

Guys, it is a crime and a sin that the reblog process has cut off the entire tag list, because the canon in the VC is far weirder than the crack in most other fandoms. Seriously, go read the whole thing in its surreal beauty.

#what happens in venice stays in venice #vampire chronicles #handjobs are the vampire handshake #apparently

demonpyromaniac added:

We all like to pretend that didn’t happen. It wasn’t even a bad crack fic that was hilariously bad either.
 

#crack #blood canticle #that book was so bad omg
 

[[Clouds, I had to restore this fabulous thread in its surreal beauty bc the link u had was broken. i didn't include tags from reblogs w/out comments, but whatever, this was WELL WORTH THE EFFORT]]

#ACCURATE #Reblogging for the tags and comments. #This is definitely one of my All Time Favorite VC discussion posts ever and I’m not even part of it. #bc it is Perfection

 

#Gold star for this #Golden Moment

Comments

[floatingleaf]

This made me LOL so hard. I'm glad you posted it here, so I can comment (you know I hate commenting on Tumblr :P).

that time lestat mentioned he could laugh at carpet for hours on end

What about that time he randomly grabbed a rat and stared at it for long minutes, confusing everyone around him?... LOL.

that time tarquin got a handjob from his dead demonic twin brother he ate in utero

I DO NOT REMEMBER THAT. Which is probably a good thing. *shudder*

handjobs are the vampire handshake #apparently

That is a very interesting perspective... *chortle* I can't see Lestat objecting to it much, though.:P

And we have mixed feelings on that, yes we do. But whatever. *ROTFLMAO*