Intercepted text transcript, 12/11/2013

[burnadette_dpdl]

[I won't be posting this to Tumblr, please don't link to it directly there, some people think that's a safe area, but I'm wary... so I've sent this link to a few of u privately, but it's here also.]

Talamascan Archives Case 392.1045: Intercepted text transcript, 12/11/2013

Summary: A text message conversation intercepted by Talamascan agents on 12/11/2013.

Notes: *Co-authored by floatingleaf . Let it be written: I give credit where credit is DUE.

Also, the style of this piece was heavily influenced by hw_campbell_jnr's "Gulfport: A British Petroleum Fanfic" which you should go read. Character names used here WITH permission from the incomparable hw_campbell_jnr. 


dionysus: Sorry ive been outta touch, L 
Sent: 4:55 am

dionysus: working on a new cover song for the show
Sent: 4:57 am

dionysus: thinkin bout how we're gonna spend the holidays together in 2 weeks… xx
Sent: 5:00 am

dionysus: Louis?
Sent: 5:25 am

dionysus: I know you're there, clearly u are ignoring me by perusing my tumblr account. I see u “liking” MY POSTS.
Sent: 5:26 am

johnharmon: What do you want?
Sent: 5:28 am

dionysus: am I forgiven?
Sent: 5:30 am

johnharmon: No.
Sent: 5:39 am

dionysus: Touchy...
Sent: 5:40 am

johnharmon: Not touchy, Lestat. Just not feeling communicative.
Sent: 5:45 am

dionysus: siiigh OK then just continue your perusal of my tumblr, I'm quite satisfied that you're willing to receive my output, in any fashion :D, even if it means ignoring the REAL ME.
Sent: 5: 52 am

johnharmon: Please let's not do this via text message. I can't handle it tonight.
Sent: 5:54 am

dionysus: Why? What's wrong?
Sent: 5:54 am

johnharmon: still thawing out after the long commute...
Sent: 5:56 am

johnharmon: it's ridiculously cold over here, I can't even...
Sent: 5: 56 am

dionysus: I know how much u dislike the cold... Who told u to go to Chicago in DECEMBER anyway?!
Sent: 5:58 am

johnharmon: I told you that I came here to see some rare editions of some of my favorite authors' seminal works. They're on display at the Literary Archives for one week only.
Sent: 6:08 am

johnharmon: but it's so freezing outside it takes me hours to recover after I get back to the hotel :-P
Sent: 6:09 am

johnharmon: it's like the cold drains all my energy away. It's paralyzing. I just want to sleep...
Sent: 6:09 am

dionysus: and I assume you chose a filthy cheap hotel with a broken thermostat, then? And only packed a few dusty cableknits from the 90's?
Sent: 6:10 am

johnharmon: you know me too well.
Sent: 6:10 am

dionysus: well, then, drink something hot, then, that should speed it up.
Sent: 6:13 am

dionysus: BLOOD, for example.
Sent: 6:13 am

johnharmon: I don't presume to advise you on YOUR diet, please don't do so with mine.
Sent: 6:16 am

dionysus: Just saying.
Sent: 6:18 am

dionysus: or take a hot bath, w/ rose petals... maybe some candles...
Sent: 6: 21 am

dionysus: Strike that, no candles. Hahaha!
Sent: 6:21 am

johnharmon: must you insist on taking jabs at me at EVERY opportunity? siiigh. Laugh at my misery, you cruel child.
Sent: 6:23 am

dionysus: YES. Don't let that stop you from answering the suggestion, though. I actually care about u.
Sent: 6: 24 am

johnharmon: I do enjoy hot baths, to be honest. Side benefit: no one has to die.
Sent: 6:27 am

dionysus: point taken.
Sent: 6:28 am

dionysus: Anyway I release you from the conversation for now, just wanted to reach out to apologize for being out of contact for the past month
Sent: 6: 35 am

dionysus: and it escalated into making fun of your misery. TYPICAL.
Sent: 6: 36 am

johnharmon: well I was being a little silly too. Trying to, anyway :-\
Sent: 6:39 am

dionysus: oh! that's what that was, L? Not just the usual flavor of combativeness? lol
Sent: 6:40 am

johnharmon: OK then I'll just go back to stalking u online, I'm clearly better at that :-P
Sent: 6:47 am

dionysus: YES STALK ME. I LOVE THAT.
Sent: 6:49 am

johnharmon: DON'T I KNOW IT
Sent: 6:50 am

dionysus: besides, I am finishing watching a documentary on the Shining and it is very detailed, so I want to consecrate on it
Sent: 6:59 am

johnharmon: what
Sent: 6:58 am

johnharmon: ?
Sent: 6:58 am

dionysus: yes i MEANT CONSECRATE bc that shoulds better than CONCENTRATE, THANKS FOR THE INPUT, TECHNOLOGY
Sent: 6:59 am

dionysus: that *SOUNDS better
Sent: 7:00 am

johnharmon: ahahaha
Sent: 7: 01 am

dionysus: omg typos I'M DONE
Sent: 7:01 am

johnharmon: OK. My mood has improved significantly :-D
Sent: 7:04 am

dionysus: Goooood! Mission accomplished, then >;)
Sent: 7: 05 am

dionysus: Well I must bid u bon soir, it's getting to be early here. Want to finish that documentary and the sun is rising in less than an hour.
Sent: 7:10 am

johnharmon: alright. bon soir, cher. x
Sent: 7:18 am

dionysus: Sleep tight, ma crème glacée! XXX
Sent: 7:20 am

 

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